What is this?

I have no idea.

Why did you make this?

Wait- no, I know what this is. This is something called a "web site." You put those on this thing called the "world wide web" so people can go and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh look at them I think.

Don't worry, there are no spiders.

Are you delusional?

That is private information.

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